She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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