Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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