She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My pussy is not your playground.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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