Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will be naked everywhere
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize