well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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