I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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