Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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