piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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