I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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