You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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