Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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