I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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