even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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