im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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