Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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