GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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