let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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