youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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