Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
you had me at cake vodka
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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