is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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