"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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