I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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