hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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