ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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