How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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