Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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