I wanna passion pit in your ass
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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