I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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