Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Say something about gay babies.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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