Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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