Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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