i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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