sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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