Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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