Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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