if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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