you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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