Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize