this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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