i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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