I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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