honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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