yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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