Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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