I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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