Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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