its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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