if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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