I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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