Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so let's talk penis.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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